Monday, October 18, 2010

A new world

Wah today was a bit busy pun at work fuh fuh fuh >.< tension gai-ler

Today i came late from work ... around 8 d by the time i came home =[ ..... .. came home then buang laptop away then goyang kaki kejap ... then stalk people in facebook kejap *jkjk i dont stalk people ok xP* .... then jump to the shower ........ weeeeeeeee feeels good to wet u self after a days work ..... then while wetting meself in the shower i decided to write a blog xD ...........* all my ideas comes when i am sleeping orrr in the toilet =.= pelik tak ?*

Ok now lets go the the main topic "A new World"

One nite on the 24th of Feb 1990 ....a young lady was on the edge of  getting her baby out of her tummy....  around 8 pm she felt the pain and knew it was time to meet her new born child.... so she called her husband and they rushed to the hospital... on the way to the hospital sumthing busted and water leaked out of the lady **i have no idea wat it i also**

knowing that mah the husband drifted to the hospital asap lo .....

When in the hospital the doctor said " nonono the baby is not coming out today , unless u want me to cut u open" the lady was very terrified and said " its ok i will wait for normal delivery "..... so the lady and her husband decided to stay in the hospital for the nite in-case the BIG moment comes.....

As time went by it had went pass midnite .... when it was about 3am ,it was really time for the baby arrive .. the husband alerted the nurses and the doctor made preparations for delivering the baby.... when it was about 3.30 am the doctor was yelling to the lady " PUSH PUSH PUSH "

After a few pushes then the baby came out a bit .... then went back in ... then out again .... then went back in .... after a few more try the doctor gave up and made his mind to cut the lady open ..... but she was very very TAKUT ..... then the doctor turned to technology ... he took out a device that looked like a vacuum .. to suck the baby out .....

Even using that it failed a few times .... when it was about 6.30 am finally they delivered the baby safely .......  it was a baby boy ..... he came out with his eyes wide open .... and smiling =] ....*usually when babies are born it they come out crying or sleeping , and if the baby is sleeping  the doctor would poke the back of the babies mouth to make them cry*

So the doctor placed the baby next to the mother ..... he looked at her and smiled ...... and the mother was sepek HAPY xD

The baby was called Elyas xD

yeah thats rite i was the baby xD ............ this is a true story ya .... this was wat me mom tole me la ..... i was the only baby in the family that did not came out crying xD and i was the only 1 came out with me eyes wide open xD

wei i long pun wei i write xD weeeeeeeee

ok thats all for today xD BB ^^

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Finally......

Wah wah wah


FINALLY i can find time to open a blog xD weeeeeeeeee

I came home from work today about 1 pm .Then had to go off to somewhere for sometime for some reason then  cabut back home.

 Then went to wet meself *mandi* ......

Then i had nothing to do lo ..... =.=

And now here i am xD  ....

WEEEEEEEEE finally ada blog xD

WEEEEEEEEEE

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 Ok let me talk bout wat crap will b in me blog ........ well how do i explain .......

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EVERYTHING ........

yeah thats rite , everything . every crap i can remember sejak day 1 of me memory, i shall write here xD


so for your information .........

there might b mani mani sad sad memories here too.

Pls dont think i am emo ya ... i am NEVER emo .... like NEVER


Every1 might think "elyas so hapi lo , sure he has a good life , no worries in the world 1" ...... sorri to say but u are deadly wrong ..... there is a totally different reason why i end up like wat i am now. Its not that i had a good life and have no worries. I am like this now cause, i know that there is no more problem in the world thats bigger than the ones i have faced b4..

Every single month and year i have been trough in life seems to b VERY VERY sad and painful experience. But in that pain there is also some great FUN and FUNNY stuffs too ^^v ....

so thats it for today xD ....if i ever find some free time , i shall start with day 1 of me life ....

not kidding bout that ....... its a story me mom told me....... when elyas just poped out of his mummy xD.....  sumthing funny happened xD

ok then this is all for the day xD

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